ICarly, Season 5

Spencer:
Um.. [turns to Sam and Freddie]

[Sam and Freddie run out the back door]

Spencer:
Weenies!

Carly:
Why are they weenies?

Spencer:
I dunno, some people are just, born with the weenie gene.

Carly:
Okay, something's going on here.

Spencer:
Yeah, sit. [he and Carly both sit on the couch] Carly, sometimes, in life-

Carly:
I know. A man and a woman fall in love and they get special feelings-

Spencer:
No, no. Not that. Dad had a change of plans, and he can't come home right now.

Carly:
[shocked] He is too coming home, he told me.

Spencer:
Yeah, he was, but, there's a military situation-

Carly:
But we planned a big birthday party and everything.

Spencer:
I know, I'm sad about it too, but-

[Carly begins to walk upstairs very upset]

Spencer:
Don't be mad at him.

Carly:
I'm not mad I just... I just miss him.

Spencer:
You wanna talk about it?

Carly:
No.

[Sam and Freddie walk back in]

Freddie:
Hey!

Sam:
Did you just call us weenies?

Spencer:
Yes.

Sam:
Ok.

Freddie:
Later

[Sam and Freddie leave again]