ICarly, Season 5

Carly:
[banging on a metal pole with the shower head] Help! Heelpp! Ausie Stance! Anyone?! Please! A cute boy is gonna be here any minute and I'm all wrinkled like an elderly raisin!! Urgh, this day could not get worse.

Mrs Benson:
[walks into Carly's bathroom] Urgh, it's you!

Carly:
Mrs Benson!

Mrs Benson:
Will you stop banging and screaming? I heard you all the way from my apartment.

Carly:
That was the point.

Mrs Benson:
Oh, [gasps] You bathe in your sweatshirt too? I thought I was the only one.

Carly:
I don't bathe in my sweatshirt, I got my toe stuck in the fauset.

Mrs Benson:
How?

Carly:
I saw some dumb person do it on the 'Dick Van Dike' show. C'mon, could you please just help me get it out?

Mrs Benson:
[under her breath] Alright. I'll give it a yank. [sits down on the bath tub] Ready?

Carly:
Okay, just be really careful ok-

Mrs Benson:
[yanking on Carly's foot] Argh!

Carly:
Ow!

Mrs Benson:
Argh!

Carly:
Oww!

Mrs Benson:
Argh!

Carly:
Owww!

Mrs Benson:
Argh!

Carly:
Ow!

Mrs Benson:
Am I hurting you?

Carly:
No I love it!!

[Carly's date walks in]

Lance:
Hey, everything alright?

Carly:
[shocked] Lance!

Lance:
Sorry, I heard screaming so I thought I should come up?

Mrs Benson:
[holding pepper spray] Put you hands down!

[Lance lowers his hands]

Mrs Benson:
Who's the boy?

Carly:
My date.

Lance:
[to Carly in a quite flirty voice] Hey.

Carly:
[trying to act flirty in the bath tub] Heeyy.