Castle, Season 5

Castle:
Look, I tried everything to get away. I-I hid under the counter. I was hiding in the bathroom. At one point I tried to pull a Cape Fear up under the piano.

Beckett:
Yet when I walked in, she was straddling you on the couch

Castle:
Right? She's like the Terminator of sexpots.

Beckett:
What is that even supposed to mean? She just keeps on coming?

Castle:
What? That's… [grabs her arm and pulls her to the side] The only reason I went on the date in the first place was because you made a big deal about being single in public.

Beckett:
Castle, I have 12 missed phone calls from Chip the sportscaster because he thinks that I'm single, but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna let him mount me in a Speedo just to prove it.

Castle:
You didn't tell me he called.

Beckett:
Really? You're gonna play the jealousy card now?

Castle:
Okay, look, I'll make it up to you, all right? Whatever you want.

Beckett:
What I want is not to have this image of a bikini-clad woman stuffing her boobs in your face. So good luck with that.

Castle:
Don't I even get credit for figuring out who the killer is.

Beckett:
No!