Invader Zim, Season 1

[Dib is in the bathroom washing his hands and then licks his arm]

Dib:
Nope. Still delicious. No one should be this delicious! What's going on?! [sticks his arms in his coat pocket and feels a pained poke] AAH! [the tack falls off from his coat; picks it up and examines it, revealing it to be an alien device] Zim! [sets up his computer in one of the stalls, hooks up a device to the laptop and sticks the tack into it, then presses a button on top of the device] Computer, analyze. Run a chemical check. Is there any unusual foreign substance on the tack?

Dib's Computer:
Analysis done. Unknown substance detected.

Dib:
Then my skin sample. Does it contain the same substance?

Dib's Computer:
Yes. Substance detected in Dib cells.

Dib:
So, a foreign DNA sequence! And Zim got it inside me by making me sit on that tack! Computer, where did this DNA originate from?

Dib's Computer:
Analyzing…

Dib:
Bologna! Zim has introduced bologna DNA into my body?! Computer, have I absorbed the bologna?

Dib's Computer:
No. Subject Dib has been fused with subject Bologna.

Dib:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!