Invader Zim, Season 1

Almighty Tallest Purple:
Plasma-Armed battle tanks, Maim-bots, death ray cannons, a sack of taquitos?

Zim:
Just a few supplies I will need to complete my mission.

Gir:
You get my taquitos yet?

Almighty Tallest Red:
Your exile... I mean, mission is to observe the planet, Zim. Not anhialate it.

Zim:
Yes, but I'm quite good at ahnialating.

Gir:
TAQUITOS! And a clown with no head.

Almighty Tallest Purple:
Look. We'd love to grant your request, but we think you're insane. Uh, untrained.

Zim:
Untrained!? Invader Zim!?

Almighty Tallest Red:
You're trained as an invader, Zim. Battle tanks are for hardened soldiers.

Zim:
Hrm!

Almighty Tallest Purple:
Hey! How about we send Zim to Hobo 13? It's the... um... finest military training planet ever. Zim! On Hobo 13, you'll be torn limb from limb!

Almighty Tallest Red:
Evaluated! Evaluated as a soldier! If you pass, we'll send you a BIG bag of battle tanks!

Almighty Tallest Purple:
But not that clown thing.

Gir:
HEADLESS CLOWN! HEADLESS CLOOOOOOOOOOWN!

Zim:
[knocks GIR aside] Very well, my Tallest! To obtain my tanks, I will allow the evacuation of my incredible brain meats. Zim out!

Gir:
How about clown taquitos? [Zim ends transmission]