It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 10

Dennis:
Excuse me, with all due respect, Charlie, you don't even know what the goddamn plan is.

Charlie:
Okay, okay, with all due respect to you, I think I understand it fully, okay? You guys used Frank's credit card, you bought a bunch of airline miles. You used those airline miles to purchase 400 steaks. Knowing that this delivery company delivered all variety of animal products, your plan was to contaminate the steaks with chicken feathers by rubbing live chickens all over them. Then you were gonna repackage the steaks, at which point, you were gonna return the contaminated steaks for actual cash, taking advantage of a loophole in the current airline miles system, correct?

Frank:
Very good, Charlie.

Mac:
That is it, that is it.

Dennis:
That was the plan, but I mean... you know, we basically had already explained it to you, so...

Charlie:
Right, but what you didn't plan for was a hungry delivery guy who'd driven here all the way from Ohio, or that Dee's oversized fingers could've accidentally pressed "zero" again when she ordered the steaks online - I'm assuming you did the typing, Dee, yes?

Dee:
...Goddamn it.

Dennis:
Dee, you bitch.

Charlie:
But none of this matters to me, okay? Because today is inspection day. A day that I pride myself on, a day that I've never failed on, and I don't plan to begin failing now! So listen to me, and listen close like you've never done before: we are going to pull this thing off, so help... me... god.