It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 10

Dennis:
I- I used to be a cool guy, right, with a cool car hanging out all the time, and now I'm a- what am I? I'm a chauffeur to a bunch of worm-sucking idiots!

Mac:
You?! What about me? I used to be a party boy who banged chicks all the time. You guys remember? But no-one was ever good enough for you, dude. So I got self-conscious and I stopped - because of you, I changed who I am at my core.

Dennis:
Mac, Mac, that is not what happened, okay? You are completely delusional. I mean- by the way, all of us have become so goddamn weird.

Frank:
I think we're just hitting our stride.

Dennis:
Oh, you think we're "hitting our stride," Frank?

Frank:
Yeah!

Dennis:
Really? 'Cause Dee's in a goddamn costume every other day! As a matter of fact, we all are; I think we have more costumes in the bar than we do kegs! I mean- wha- what if I said I wanted to become a man-cheetah right now? What would you do?

Frank:
I'd go get the spots.

Dennis:
He's got spots! Why do you have spots- you shouldn't have spots! That's absurd, man. That's absurd... you know what? I actually- I blame you for most of this.

Frank:
Me?

Dennis:
Yeah, because you came in here with your endless goddamn supply of money and financed all this bizarre behavior!

Frank:
You were plenty weird before me. What about the underage drinking scheme? I wasn't even here for that.

Mac:
But that made sense, Frank. It worked!

Dennis:
You know what? I gotta get away from you people, that's what it is. I-I- I fly off the handle every five seconds now.

Mac:
You know what? I gotta get away from you people, you're all insane! I'm storming out!

Dennis:
Wha- don't copy me! I'm the one who's angry- GODDAMN IT!

Frank:
You don't storm out on me, I storm out on you!

Dennis:
I'M THE ONE WHO STORMS OUT, I'M THE ONE WHO- Oh, OH, OH, yeah, no. Okay, you know what, that's fine. Storm out. Get angry. You guys be that guy, 'cause I'm not gonna be that guy anymore. I'm not gonna get angry and shit, I'm gonna cool off. I'm gonna go back to being what I was before: a cool guy who just hangs out and has a cool car. So, I'm not gonna storm out, but I am gonna leave. I'm gonna... leave casually.

[Charlie and Dee are alone in the bar]

Charlie:
...You want to get lunch?

Dee:
Sure.