It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 10

Charlie:
It's like- sometimes those guys make me do things that aren't really me, you know?

Dee:
Yeah.

Charlie:
Like, okay, like- I kind of feel compelled to call you a bird right now and throw my glass of water in your face...

Dee:
Right-

Charlie:
...But, uh, I'm realizing that I only do that stuff 'cause I don't want the guys to do it to me first, you know what I mean?

Dee:
Of course I do. You know what I was about to do? Pretend that I had to go to the bathroom, and then I was gonna sneak out the window and just get out of here, 'cause I was afraid you were gonna do that to me first.

Charlie:
Oh, right, right, right.

Dee:
Isn't that weird?

Charlie:
I was, though.

Dee:
Oh...

Charlie:
But again, I think it was only- 'cause, like, that's what the guys would have done, and-

Dee:
It's the peer pressure thing from those guys.

Charlie:
Yeah, right. Okay, well, forget the guys today. Right? They're not here, so, um... what do you want to do?

Dee:
Uhhhh, let's see... I'd like to order my food in a German accent.

Charlie:
Right, right, okay, cool. Why?

Dee:
I guess that's just, eh... I put all these expectations on myself to be funny all the time? You know, 'cause that's what people have come to expect from me, but that's not fair. It's too much pressure for me.

Charlie:
Yeah, right. No, I don't think anyone expects that at all.

Dee:
Well, what about you? What do you want to do?

Charlie:
Okay! Well, I would like to get a chicken sandwich, but uh... I think I want to get the beak on the side? Frank's always making me eat it first, and... frankly, I'd rather eat it last, if I'm gonna have to eat it at all.

Dee:
Ooh, I can help you here: instead of eating it last, you don't have to eat beak at all.

Charlie:
...oh.

Waitress:
Ready to order?

Dee:
Ja, vell, I vould like ze... (Charlie shakes his head) I'm sorry, I would... like a chicken sandwich, please.

Waitress:
Okay, and you?

Charlie:
BEAK!

Dee:
No-

Charlie:
No...

Dee:
No.

Charlie:
...rrREGular chicken sandwich.

Waitress:
That's it?

Dee:
That's all for him.

Waitress:
Okay.

Dee:
...You did it! You did it.

Charlie:
God, I really wanted to say it!

Dee:
I saw that you wanted to say it.

Charlie:
Yeah, yeah! Well, alright, this is good!

Dee:
This is great. I'm very proud of you.

Charlie:
Look at us! Yeah... no beak.