It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 11

Dennis:
I want to talk to you about our future. Can we get into it?

Dee:
Yes. Yes!

Dennis:
Alright. Here, sit down for a second.

Dee:
Okay?

Dennis:
'Cuz, in order to do that, I think we're gonna have to get real.

Dee:
Yeah, go ahead.

Dennis:
And I want to get very real with you right now, and I do that because I feel like I'm always coddling you.

Dee:
...Interesting.

Dennis:
But that's neither here nor there; I just want to get real with you for a second, okay? So, the acting thing.

Dee:
Mhm?

Dennis:
It's done... but it's been done for a long time. I mean, you were too old in 2006, you're way too old now, and you're... bad at it.

Dee:
...Thank you... for your honesty.

Dennis:
Yeah, is- are you cool?

Dee:
Oh, so much do I appreciate you for that. That must've been hard for you to say.

Dennis:
It was.

Dee:
Can I be honest with you?

Dennis:
I need you to.

Dee:
Right? Okay, so, the veterinarian thing. I feel like the only reason you wanted to be a vet was to keep the skins.

Dennis:
What?

Dee:
You want to keep the skins, don't you.

Dennis:
T-there's no denying that the skins are... fascinating. It's the most fascinating part of the animal- the skin of any animal is the most fascinating part, but that's not why I wanted to become-

Dee:
Also, you're going bald.

Dennis:
I'm going bald?! What are you talking about-

Dee:
In the interest of "being real".

Dennis:
Where in the hell am I possibly going bald?!

Dee:
In the back of your head-

Dennis:
There's no evidence of that!

Dee:
There's quite a bit of evidence-

Dennis:
No, nah, there's absolutely not- no.

Dee:
I'll get two mirrors, I'll show it to you-

Dennis:
Don't get mirrors, because, there's- you're not gonna find anything!

Dee:
I see fat spilling over the back of your pants on a pretty regular basis.

Dennis:
There's no fat there- what the hell are you talking about?!

Dee:
I'm just trying to let you know!

Dennis:
And by the way, there's no reason why a bald man who enjoys skins - who has a little bit of extra somethin' somethin around his belly - can't be a goddamn veterinarian!

Dee:
Okay, you know what?! I CAN ACT!

Dennis:
YOU ARE A WRINKLED BITCH!

Dee:
Let me tell you something, my characters are great-

Dennis:
Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop. I don't want to do this with you, okay? Do you see what's happening?

Dee:
We just jumped right back in. We just leaped right back in. Same old place.