It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 11

Mac:
If we want to make money, we need to honor ancient Irish traditions, like serving an irresponsible amount of booze to people who are genetically pre-disposed to having alcohol problems. You see, Saint Patrick started that tradition, and that's why we celebrate him today.

Charlie:
Yea- no! That's not what he did! No, he-he played the flute for some kids, and then he lured them into a cave somewhere and he diddled them.

Frank:
Nah, you got him mixed up with the Pied Piper.

Dee:
Right.

Frank:
Saint Patrick didn't play the flute. He drove the kids out of Ireland... and then he molested them.

Mac:
No, no, if- if Saint Patrick molested kids, he would be regarded as a scoundrel.

Dee:
No, no, no. I feel like, in the olden days of the Catholic Church, pedophiles were regarded as heroes.