It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 11

Charlie:
Heyoooooo! Check it out, Mac, got some cool stuff! I got some green paint aaaand I found a snake.

Mac:
Great! Why?

Charlie:
You know, the snakes 'cause, like, we... I don't remember where we landed on St. Paddy, but I remember snakes were involved. And the green paint's for the, uh, beer.

Mac:
Okay, love the snake. Great catch there, but why not just use food coloring for the beer?

Charlie:
Uh, 'cause beer's not a food? When was the last time you ate a beer?

Mac:
When was the last time you drank paint?

[beat]

Mac:
Have you been drinking paint?

Charlie:
...Nah.

Mac:
Let me see your tongue. (Charlie sticks out his green tongue) Oh my God, dude! Oh, that shit's- that's disgusting!

Charlie:
It's not that bad.

Mac:
You- you can't drink paint!

Charlie:
I know. I- I hear ya, I hear ya.

Mac:
You say that, but I think that you're going to stop.

Charlie:
Yeah. I get it though, man, it's uh... right.

Mac:
I- I feel like you're saying you get it, but you don't get it.

Charlie:
It's cool.

Mac:
It's not cool.

Charlie:
It is what it is-

Mac:
Oh my God, this is so frustrating!

Charlie:
Look, I'm gonna go down to the basement and I'm gonna check out my glue traps and see if I, y'know... get a leprechaun in there.

Mac:
Wait, no, no, no, no. Wha-? We said no leprechaun this year, you're not chasing leprechauns.

Charlie:
I know, and I kinda forgot where we landed on that. I got these great cookie sheets, they're filled with glue, so... but I hear you. I hear you. It's a frustrating thing, it's like the guy doesn't listen to us, man, where we're trying to get through to him. It's a bummer.