It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 11

Charlie:
Alright, relax, nobody's dying.

Dee:
That's right, just listen to Charlie. He seems to have his head straight. Calm down-

Charlie:
'Cuz we're already dead.

Dee:
...Come again?

Charlie:
Oh, I figured it out. We're dead, we died... and I don't know when it happened. It might've- it might've happened on the cruise ship, it might've happened on the drive to the cruise ship - you were going awful fast, Dennis. I don't know, maybe it happened weeks ago at the bar, some sort of... colossal and awesome event, I would imagine, but we're dead! And we're in hell, we're just being toyed with, here! Or- or maybe we're not in hell yet, maybe this is purgatory, and we're on our way to be judged. And soon, oh boy... ha ha, yeah, soon we'll really be in hell, won't that be something...

Dennis:
Charlie, calm down. It's g- it's gonna be fine, okay? We can't be freaking out every five minutes. Now, look... if we work together, everything's going to be fine! We're gonna get out of here!

Charlie:
Nah. We're already dead. I'll prove it. (points flare gun at his head and fires)