It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 14

Charlie:
He's not gonna die falling from that height.

Dennis:
Whoa, hard disagree, pal. You could absolutely die if you jump from that height.

Charlie:
Wha- dude, it's like three stories. It's, like, basic science, y'know, like-

Mac:
Uh, I'm sorry, let's not bring science into it, okay? I mean, this is life or death. This is God's territory, alright? I mean, there is no science.

Charlie:
What do you mea- what do you mean "there is no science"? I mean, you were just talking about how much you love science and math for predicting your television shows. Wh- why do you not like it in this scenario? Like, do you either believe in science or do you not believe in science?

Mac:
I am an American! I can believe in whatever I want in any given moment-

Charlie:
I am also an American, okay, though?!

Mac:
-based on the argument I'm trying to make!

Charlie:
That is not an argument!

Mac:
You are not a true American, Charlie!

Charlie:
I am more American that you will ever be!

Dennis:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, simmer down, guys. Just simmer down, calm down, alright? Dee, stop being so emotional.