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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005-Present) is an FX sitcom created by Rob McElhenney about five friends (played by McElhenney, Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Kaitlin Olson, and Danny Devito) who run an Irish bar, "Paddy's Pub", in Philadelphia. more »

Dee:
You stabbed me! You stabbed me with a key! Why would you do that, you idiot?! I was flirting with you!

Carny (pointing to Charlie):
That guy paid me to.

Charlie (pointing to Dee):
You weren't supposed to stab her! (Pointing to the Waitress) You were supposed to stab her!

The Waitress (shocked):
What? You were going to have me stabbed?!

Charlie (annoyed):
I was going to protect you from the stabbing!

Dennis:
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! WRONG! You're supposed to let her get stabbed, hope that it hits a main artery, and as she's dying, you nurse her back to health--thereby making her totally dependent on you!! See, this is why nobody should be going off my system!

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