It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7

(Frank backstage with mortician)

Frank:
I can't figure this tie out here. [microphone feedback]

Frank:
[over speakers] I got... I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies?

Mortician:
Mm... no.

Frank:
Imagine stuff like that goes on all time, right. [chuckles] I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead, you could bang me all you want. Who cares? [audience gasping] Dead body's like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want.

Charlie:
Turn his mic down.

Artemis:
I'm trying. I don't know, I don't know how.

Charlie:
You don't know how?

Artemis:
I don't know which one it is!

Frank:
Fill me up with cream. Turn me into cannoli.

Dee:
What's going on, you idiot?

[Indistinct talking]

Frank:
Make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead. Oh! Ooh, shit. Is my mic on?

Charlie:
Oh, God.

(Frank rushes back to the stage)

Frank:
[chuckles] Oh! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. [audience jeering] That was a mistake. The janitor got a hold of the P.A. system. Puerto Rican guy. [audience murmuring]