It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7

Charlie:
Hey! [laughs] Hello! All right, all right! Hi. Crazy, crazy weather coming our way.

Dennis & The Two Women:
Yeah.

Charlie:
You trying to get these girls down to the bunker, or...?

Dennis:
Oh, no, I'm inviting them back to our very cool bar we own.

Charlie:
Oh, cool, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we got a sweet bunker, too. Yeah, well... It's, like, so secure, people can't get in or out if we don't want 'em to. We'll be, like, totally safe down there. I got a bunch of supplies. You guys like pickled eggs? Sardines, too...

Dennis:
[Nervous laughter] Yeah, we got a bunch of other, you know, normal food and normal stuff there, too. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great bar. Gonna be free drinks for everybody, so you know, you'll come, you'll party with us, and you can bring your girlfriends, too, you know? [laughing] We don't want just the two of you. You got to bring your girlfriends. That's a requirement.

Women #1:
Sounds like fun?... Can our boyfriends come, too?

Dennis:
Oh. Your boyfriends?

Women #2:
Yeah, our boyfriends.

Dennis:
You two have boyfriends? How did you not know... that the reason I invited you back to my bar... was to bang you?... Get out of here! Get the hell out of here! Get... Get out of here! Shoo away from me!

Women #1:
You're a dick.

Dennis:
You're a dick! [turns to Charlie] She's a...i'm not a dick.