It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7

Mac:
Jesus Christ! Dennis, you're coming in hot!

Dennis:
I am the king of the minions, not Tim Murphy, not that jerkoff Adri- jerkoff! (opens a compartment in his car)

Frank:
What the hell are you doing, man?

Dennis:
She rejected me! Me, Frank! Me, the coolest guy in the history of this goddamn school! Oh, they're all gonna pay! THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!

Charlie:
Whoa!

Mac:
Dude, what's all that stuff you're grabbing?

Dennis:
TOOLS! Tools, this is uh- duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!

Charlie:
...W-Why do you have a bunch of, like, weird tools in a hidden compartment in your car?

Dennis:
Ffffetish, fetish shit! I-I-I- I like to bind, I like to be bound! I- uh... that's not important! D- don't ask me questions, I'm not taking questions, the golden god is not taking questions, I AM THE GOLDEN GOD! I-I'm taking action, I gotta go-

Mac:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second, Dennis, wait a second. I think we can help you, dude.

Dennis:
Yeah?

Mac:
Yeah, we can help each other. We both want the same thing... revenge.

Charlie:
You're gonna be our new Psycho Pete, pal... and guess what? The freight train's back in service!

Mac:
Let's get nuts in that school. Let's get crazy, alright? Come on, let's get some revenge here!