It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 8

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American television sitcom on FX. It moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season. The series follows the exploits of "The Gang", a group of self-centered friends who run the Irish bar Paddy's Pub in South Ph… more »

Therapist:
You seem very on edge.

Mac:
Yeah, you're goddamn right I'm on edge! I hosted the shit out of that party, and that's just not "setting the table", okay? I made a playlist, I thought of cool shit to talk about, I provided security, I kept everybody safe! Safe! (sadly) Y'know, sometimes I feel like... I feel like they don't even understand me, and we're not even that good of friends. (pause) AAAAH BULLSHIT, THAT'S BULLSHIT! We're, like, the best friends in the whole goddamn world! Goddamn them for making me think otherwise! (maniacally laughs)

Therapist:
Are you okay?

Mac:
Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. I was just thinking of something that Charlie said that was really funny.

Therapist:
Mac, let me ask you a question.

Mac:
Yeah?

Therapist:
Do you often feel... strong emotion, felt in quick succession?

Mac:
Oh yeah, and not just my emotions. I have had a slight... fluctuation with my weight recently.

Therapist:
I see. And how much weight are we talking about?

Mac:
I gained and lost sixty pounds in three months.

Therapist:
...Wow, that's almost impossible.

Mac:
Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down. And yeah, yeah, I had a difficult time there: I had to buy all-new clothes, and people used to cross the street when I would walk by. They'd be like, "Whoa, look at that monster coming towards us, y'know, barreling towards us."

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