It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 9

Dennis:
Y'know, I don't know about you guys, and I don't know why this is happening, but I actually feel a lot better.

Charlie:
You look better. You guys all look bett- I'm actually feeling better, too.

Dee:
I feel great.

Mac:
How is that even possible? All we've been doing is sitting here and drinking, how could we have gotten better so quickly?

Dee:
Oh my god, you guys... you guys, we haven't been drinking since we quarantined ourselves in the bar. At least, since we got stuck in the bathroom.

Charlie:
Oh, that's right!

Dennis:
Wait, wait, wait, so what are you saying? That... we'd never had the flu, we were just having alcohol withdrawl?

Dee:
Yeah.

Mac:
Alcohol withdrawls? That's great!

Dee:
Is is great? That means we're all alcoholics!

Charlie:
Mmm, right... well, what do we do with that information?

Dennis:
What do you do with any information? You just stuff it deep down inside, and - keep an eye on it.

Dee:
You keep it.

Charlie:
Ohhhh!

Dennis:
I'm certainly not going to stop drinking.

Mac:
I mean, I physically can't!

Charlie:
Nah, nah, nah, not at this point. We're in- we're in too deep.

Dennis:
I mean, I'm a young guy!

Mac:
We're just kids having fun, right?