It's Pony, Season 1

Pony:
[Reading a comic book zoomed in] Once, there was a city riddled with crime. Boom! Aah! [starts speaking in a criminal-like voice] "Hey, let's do crimes and stuff! Yeah! Take that, lady! But–" [gasps] Who's this? [normal voice] He's a cop. He's a dad. He's Cop Dad! On his rocket-powered llama.

[The scene zooms out to normal]

Annie:
Cop Dad doesn't ride a rocket-powered llama.

Pony:
He does in the comics.

Annie:
Okay, sure, but he doesn't in any movies.

Pony:
He might in the new one.

Annie:
Yeah. (That's right.) It starts in half an hour. We should probably go.

Pony:
[holding a paper] Cop Dad is so cool.

Annie:
Imagine having parents that cool.

[George can be seen coming in the kitchen wearing a robe with a pickle sandwich in his hand, the pickle drops out and falls on the floor. Annie and Pony stare at him.]

George:
[looks] What?

Annie:
Nope, never gonna happen.

Helen:
You sure about that?

[Annie and Pony turn around to find Helen dressed in a neighborhood watch vest. Annie and Pony gasping happily.]

Helen:
It's our slow season, so I thought I'd find some excitement and danger. This city needs a hero, and that's me, dishing out justice and mopping up crime.

George:
It's the neighborhood watch, Helen, not the SWAT team.

Helen:
Oh, you're just jealous I got the gig and you didn't.

George:
Jealous? I've got a hot bath and a pickle sandwich. What could be better than that?

Helen:
See you later, kids. I've got streets to keep clean. [steps out the room and then pops back in] Clean of crime in case that wasn't clear.

Pony:
[amazed] Wow. Okay, let's go to the movies.

Annie:
No, no, no, no, no. Why go see "Cop Dad" when we've got the real thing?