IZombie, Season 1

Ravi Chakrabarti:
[sewing stitches] Easy. You're lucky you're not dead. Although, if you were, this would come much more naturally to me.

Major Lilywhite:
You know what you're doing, right?

Ravi Chakrabarti:
I mean, theoretically. Sure. But did you consider a trip to the ER?

Major Lilywhite:
I'm a social worker. My insurance covers, like, one Band-Aid a year.

Liv Moore:
[entering] Major? What the hell?

Ravi Chakrabarti:
It's nothing.

Liv Moore:
Those are y-incision stitches. They need to be closer together, unless you're going for that Frankenstein look.

Ravi Chakrabarti:
The man's too good-looking. I'm giving him character.