Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks, Season 1

[Piggley, Ferny, and Dannan have caught a small fish that they think is the Salmon of Knowledge. They are keeping it in the well on the farmyard.]

Dannan:
Do you really think that's the Salmon of Knowledge, Piggley?

Piggley:
Course, it is! [to Ferny] Go ahead. Ask him somethin'. He knows everythin'.

Ferny:
Uh... [clears throat] Uh, Mr. Brainy Fish, uh, sir. Do ya... Uh, do ya know what, uh... I had for breakfast this mornin'?

[The fish looks up at Ferny, blows one bubble, then swims away from him.]

Piggley:
There. See? He says "Yes". He knows.

Dannan:
I didn't hear anything.

Piggley:
One bubble means "yes", and two bubbles means "no".

Dannan:
Okay, so what did Ferny have for breakfast today, hmm?

Piggley:
Mr. Salmon says he had... [deep breath; quickly] Six eggs, fried spuds, soda bread with marmalade, fruit, kippers, beans, and mushrooms, and porridge with milk, the top of the bottle.

Ferny:
Oh... That's absolutely amazing! It really is the Salmon of Knowledge!