Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks, Season 1

[Padrig finds Piggley getting swarmed by bugs.]

Padrig:
Careful with them fairies, son.

Piggley:
"Fairies"?! Why, they're just bugs, dad.

Padrig:
They could be bugs. Or they could be fairies in disguise. Fairies do that, you know.

[A bug flies on Piggley's hand.]

Piggley:
[disgusted] Agh... Nothin' this ugly could be a fairy, dad.

Padrig:
Careful. They don't care much now for insults. They just might turn you into a bug as well.

[One of the chickens pecks at Piggley's hand, eating the bug.]

Piggley:
Ow!

Padrig:
Fairies work in mysterious ways, you know.

Piggley:
[chuckles] Ah, you're just havin' me on. [beat] Aren'tcha?

Padrig:
[laughs] Why don'tcha run along and play now, Piggley? These chickens are fed enough.

Piggley:
Thanks, dad! [runs off, passing Elly] Bye, mam!

Elly:
[to Padrig] Now, what do you want to tell the boy stories like that for?

Padrig:
[laughs] Don't worry. Not even Piggley would believe that one!