Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks, Season 1

[The mystery show Piggley Trotter, Private Eye is playing on the radio.]

Piggley Trotter:
This is my town - a good town, with good people, and one bad one. Master criminal Big Sty had given me the slip again, and... I was calling it quits for the day. I headed for home, taking a shortcut through the park. That's when she walked up. She was prettier than a French poodle. The smile that made the chickens cackle.

Mysterious lady:
Mr. Trotter... I need your help.

Piggley:
[listening to the radio] It's a mysterious lady!

Padrig:
Shh.

Piggley Trotter:
Helping is my specialty, ma'am.

Mysterious lady:
I think I'm being followed.

[Molly gasps.]

Mysterious lady:
Followed by... Big Sty, master of disguise.

[Piggley wears a wig made of blue yarn, scaring Molly.]

Padrig:
Shh.

Mysterious lady:
No... I-- I...

Big Sty:
[disguised as a policeman; speaking in a Cockney accent] Come with me, ma'am. I'll take ya down the station.

Piggley:
No, no! Don't go with him, mysterious lady! Don't go!

Piggley Trotter:
She's not going anywhere with you... Big Sty!!

[Piggley gasps, then falls to the floor.]

Elly:
[gasps]

Padrig:
Shh.

Big Sty:
Ohhh! Curses! How did you know it was me, Trotter?!

Piggley Trotter:
Policemen don't - wear - rubber - boots!

Big Sty:
Ohhhhhh! Foiled again!