Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks, Season 1

[Piggley, Ferny, and Dannan are pretending to be pirates in the barn.]

Piggley:
For crimes against the Jolly Roger, including tryin' to steal the treasure chest, I, Captain Piggley, sentence you, Dastardly Dannan, to walk the plank. Any last words before we throw you to the sharks?!

[The sharks are just the chickens.]

Dannan:
I have been unjustly accused as a traitor! The ghost of Dastardly Dannan will return for revenge!

[Dannan jumps off the plank and lands on the floor, amongst the chickens. Piggley and Ferny look down.]

Ferny:
[victoriously] Aaarrrr!

[Suddenly, the kids all hear an eerie wail.]

Dannan:
What's that?!

Ferny:
W-Where's it comin' from?

Piggley:
Maybe... It's the ghost of Dastardly Dannan!

Dannan:
It couldn't be! I'm right here! Maybe the chickens have a stomachache!

Piggley:
Or maybe... it's a banshee!

Ferny:
[scared] A BANSHEE!!!

Dannan:
[scared] A banshee...?!

Piggley:
Terrible, ghost-like banshee that dresses all in black, and wears a great, huge hood over its head, you know. [approaches Dannan] It floats into your room, moving right through the walls, and soars right up to you! Then, it starts to sing a song of doom. Doom...! Doooooom!

[The eerie wailing returns. The kids all scream in terror and flee the barn.]