Charmed, Season 1

Prue:
I don't get it. I have checked everything. There's no reason why the chandelier should not be working.

Piper:
We've been talking about what to do with that spare room. I think you're right, we do need a roommate.

Prue:
Well we could rent out a room at a reduced rate in exchange to help around the house.

Piper:
Phoebe's good with wrench.

Prue:
Phoebe lives in New York.

Piper:
Not anymore.

Prue:
What?

Piper:
She left New York. She's moving back in with us.

Prue:
You've got to be kidding.

Piper:
Well, I could hardley say no. It's her house too, it was willed to all of us.

Prue:
Yeah, months ago. And we haven't seen her or spoken to her since.

Piper:
Well, you haven't spoken to her.

Prue:
No, I haven't. Maybe you forgot why I'm so mad at her.

Piper:
Well, of course not, but she had nowhere else to go. She lost her job, she's in debt.

Prue:
And this is news? How long have you known about this anyway?

Piper:
A couple of days. Maybe a week, or two...

Prue:
Thanks for sharing. When does she arrive?

Phoebe:
Surprise! I found the hide-a-key!

Piper:
Phoebe, welcome home. It's so good to see you. Isn't it, Prue?

Prue:
I'm speechless.

Phoebe:
Oops, I forget about the cab.

Piper:
I'll get it.

Prue:
Piper, that's my purse!

Phoebe:
Thanks, I'll pay you back.

Prue:
Is that all that you brought?

Phoebe:
That's all that I own, that and bike. Look, I know that you don't want me here...

Prue:
We're not selling Gram's house.

Phoebe:
Is that why you think I came back?

Prue:
Look, the only reason Piper and I gave up our apartment and moved back was because this house has been in our family for generations.

Phoebe:
No history lesson needed. I grew up here, too. So, can we talk about what's really bothering you?

Prue:
No, I'm still furious with you.

Phoebe:
So, you'd rather have a tense reunion filled with boring chitchat and unimportant small talk?

Prue:
No, but otherwise we won't have anything to talk about.

Phoebe:
I never touched Roger.

Prue:
Whoa!

Phoebe:
I know you think otherwise because that's what that Armani-wearing-chardonnay-slugging-trust-funder told you, but...

Piper:
Hey! I have a great idea! Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner?

Prue:
I'm not hungry.

Phoebe:
Ate on the bus.

Piper:
Okay, we'll try a group hug later.