Jeeves and Wooster, Season 4

Bertie Wooster:
[playing the piano while singing] This Irving Berlin fellow seems to have come a bit of a cropper here, Jeeves.

Jeeves:
Sir?

Bertie Wooster:
This new song of his — too many words, not enough notes.

Jeeves:
If you'll pardon me for saying so, sir, it seems to be a reasonably straightforward syncopated 5/4 time signature. If you were to accent the words "if," "where" and "fashion," I think you'd find that the correct rhythmic pattern would emerge.

Bertie Wooster:
"If," "where" and "fashion." Right. [playing and singing] "If you're blue and you don't know where to go to / Why don't you go where fashion sits / Puttin' on the Ritz." Well, he more or less gets away with it, Jeeves, but what about this? "Spangled gowns upon a beauty of hand-me-downs on clown and cutie, all misfits, Puttin' on the Ritz"? Well, just as well for him he chose the Ritz, Jeeves. Imagine the trouble he'd have gone into if he'd decided to write about putting on the Regency. Now, where do you suppose he'd find a rhyme for "Regency," Jeeves?

Jeeves:
Ah... "with due expediency," sir?

Bertie Wooster:
[trying it out on the piano] "With due expediency / Puttin' on the Regency." It doesn't really work, does it, Jeeves?

Jeeves:
Very true, sir.