Jeeves and Wooster, Season 4

Stilton Cheesewright:
[referring to Bertie's cocktail] Now what do you suppose those things are doing to your eye?

Bertie Wooster:
For your information, Cheesewright, one does not administer alcohol by the eye, or even by the ear. The mouth is the correct orifice.

Stilton Cheesewright:
Not if one's meant to be in training for the Drones' darts tournament, it isn't.

Bertie Wooster:
Ah, yes, of course, you've drawn me in the sweepstake, haven't you? Well, your money is safe, Cheesewright. The Wooster form is as devastating as ever.

Stilton Cheesewright:
We want a win this year, Wooster, not another dratted tie. I happened to look into the Drones this afternoon. Freddie Widgeon was at the darts board, stunning everyone with a performance that — took the breath away.

Bertie Wooster:
Tcha!

Stilton Cheesewright:
Eh?

Bertie Wooster:
I said "tcha!" scornfully, with ref. to F. Widgeon. I know his form backwards.

Stilton Cheesewright:
He's knocked off smoking, you know!

Bertie Wooster:
No!

Stilton Cheesewright:
He takes a cold bath every morning!

Bertie Wooster:
[shrugs] He's forgotten where the hot tap is.