JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part II: Battle Tendency

Joseph:
(To cops about to arrest Smoky Brown for pick-pocketing him) As I've said, it was a gift. So why don't you let my friend go, please.

Fat Policeman:
(while picking his nose, taking out a large booger) Then why don't you tell me his name? What's the matter, limey? Do you want to spent a night in an American pokey? Here's a present for ya!

Joseph(after the booger is placed on his cheek):
That's curious. Help me understand, why would you do something like that? It's such an unsavory thing to do.

Fat Policeman (while picking his nose again):
There is no reason! I do what I like, whenever I feel like it, ya fool! But, if when someone wipes a booger on ya face, then it probably means that-

[Joseph punches the fat policeman in the face.]

Joseph:
YOU'VE MADE THE WRONG MOVE, YOU STUPID PIG!!

Fat Policeman (with his finger stuck in his nose):
Gyaaaahhh!!! Take it out. Awww! Take it out!!!

Bearded Policeman:
What?! You're resisting arrest!

[The bearded policeman points his gun at Joseph.]

Joseph:
Heh, go ahead and shoot! But you better be prepared for the consequences. The moment you pull that trigger, I'll break your finger like a rotten matchstick!!

Bearded Policeman:
Not from over there! I'll shoot your damned brains out!

[Joseph uses his Hamon to shoot his coke's bottlecap at the bearded policeman, damaging the man's trigger finger while drinking his soda before freaking out.]

Joseph:
Oh!! I've let my temper get the best of me again! OH CRAP! Granny Erina will be furious!

Smokey (thought):
W-What's with this guy?! He beats up cops and then worries about what his granny will say?!