Charmed, Season 1

Leo:
Oh, well, I thought I'd tell her that, uh, you know, as much as I love her and as much as I would like to stay in San Francisco, I can't, a-and I don't know how long my work will keep me away.

Phoebe:
No, no. What you just said was as much as you would love to stay and have sex with her, you have a wife and kids in another part of the country. Try again.

Leo:
Uh... (chuckles) Piper, um, you know how much you mean to me, and more than anything, I wish things can work out, but, they can't... and no one is more sorry than me.

Phoebe:
(shakes her head) Translation? I found someone I like even better.

Leo:
I'm completely confused.

Phoebe:
Look, Leo, it's not that complicated. Okay, um, just avoid the following: We can still hang out; I don't deserve you... yet; I need more "me time" before we can have "we time" (makes air quotes), and my personal favorite: It's not you, it's me. And whatever you do, do not start of the conversation with "we need to talk", other than that you'll do fine.