JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part III: Stardust Crusaders

Years after an ancient evil was salvaged from the depths of the sea, Jotaro Kujo sits peacefully within a Japanese jail cell. He's committed no crime yet demands he not be released, believing he's been possessed by an evil spirit capable of harming … more »

[After reviving Joseph by transfusing his blood back from Dio's corpse.]

Jotaro Kujo:
Old man?

Joseph Joestar:
[evil laugh] You're a damn fool, Jotaro!

Jotaro Kujo:
You have got to be kidding!

Joseph Joestar:
All you did was resurrect yours truly!

Jotaro Kujo:
[actives his Stand] Bastard!

Joseph Joestar:
WAIT! Calm down, Jotaro! It was a joke, I was just kidding! There's no need to get violent! I'm sorry. I was just trying to have some fun. You have my word, it's me!

[shows off his Stand]

Joseph Joestar:
I'm Joseph Joestar. I was born September 27 in 1920. My wife's name is Suzi Q and I collect comics as a hobby.

Jotaro Kujo:
...I have a question for you. Who's the leading actress in "Tarzan the Ape Man"?

Joseph Joestar:
Bo Derek!

Jotaro Kujo:
Okay, now answer this one. Who sang "Eat It", the spoof of "Beat It"?

Joseph Joestar:
"Weird" Al Yankovic!

Jotaro Kujo:
Good grief... It has to be you. Who else would know pointless crap like that?

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