JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part IX: The JoJoLands

Jonathan:
If only I could hit that strange hair with my Hamon.

Will A. Zeppeli:
Such eerie hair. What might be hiding away in it?!

Dio Brando:
What vulgar hair.

Joseph:
HUH? What's that big thing on your head?

Caesar:
Stop walking around with such huge clown hair!

Lisa Lisa:
That hairstyle is the worst...

Wamuu:
What disgusting hair.

Esidisi:
I'll burn that stupid hair up!

Kars:
A hairstyle fit for a peasant.

Jotaro:
We can talk about your stupid hair later.

Old Joseph:
What's up with all that awful-looking hair?! Your parents will be sad!

Kakyoin:
My hair is more refined than yours.

Polnareff:
I'll cut your hair into something more proper.

Avdol:
That stupid hair of yours will surely burn well.

Hol Horse:
I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

DIO:
Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.

Josuke:
Your hair's not that GREAT.

Okuyasu:
Isn't your hairstyle kinda out of fashion?

Koichi:
I think Josuke's hairstyle is a bit out of fashion...

Giorno:
My hair is more elegant than yours.

Bruno:
What a dreary hairstyle.

Narancia:
That hair’s awful! I can’t go along with it!

Diavolo:
What vulgar hair.

Jolyne:
I've seen drag queens with better hair!

Ermes:
You pompadour-styled pig!

Johnny (sarcastic):
That hairstyle's good. Really great. Super cool.

Gyro:
What a strange head. Makes me wanna stomp all over it!

Funny Valentine:
The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle![31]