JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part V: Vento Aureo

Mista:
Guess being stuck inside a turtle has its drawbacks. It's kinda muggy. Hey Narancia, you want a drink, too? Hope you're good with it being cold. There's cola and mineral water, sparkling water, and apple, orange, and pineapple juice. [noticing that Narancia's gone deaf] Hey, are you listening to me at all?!

Narancia:
Huh? You say something, Mista?

Mista:
I asked if you wanted something to drink! Though you might wanna try getting some shut-eye! You've seen better days there, man. I'll keep an eye on the ceiling while you rest.

Narancia:
Sounds like a plan! I'm actually starting to feel a little achy, anyway. My back and shoulders are killing me, so I think I'll cop a squat. Something warm would sure hit the spot right now, but nothing too heavy.

Mista:
For the last time, all we've got in the fridge are cold ones! Come on! Does your brain shut down when you talk to people!?

Narancia:
In that case, banana, it is. Yeah. [reads the magazine] Gardens like these really soothe the soul. Your stress just melts away. So heavenly. Man, oh, man, what I'd give to bask in that Garden of Eden's warm sunshine, just daydreaming about the good old days.

Mista [disgusted]:
Gross! Would you cut that shit out!? Nobody wants your nasty-ass spit on the damn pages!

Narancia:
Huh? You're saying I did what now!? There's no way! You're crazy!

[Narancia coughs up blood and loses one tooth because of the aging]

Mista:
You're, uh, drooling pretty bad there, man. That is so freaking nasty! The heck is that!? Hey!

Narancia:
I was craving this banana, but it's no good. I mean, just look at it. It's like a piece old stale beef jerky.

Mista:
That's funny. You're really having cold in there, Narancia? Don't scare me like that. It almost looks like that thing coming out of your mouth is a real tooth. I appreciate the commitment, but I think you're taking a bit too far. Just what is that dangling thing made of?

Narancia:
Huh? You say something again, Mista? Speak louder. Stop whispering, would ya? I can't hear what you're saying.