jPod

Ethan:
Hi, I'm Ethan Jarlewski. I work here in the jPod as the Gore Specialist. Basically I find new ways of inserting carnage and violence in video games while conforming to quality codes.

Cowboy:
Dude that's so boring. Talk about your love life.

Ethan:
I'm not talking about my love life. My favourite room temperature is... This is pretty good. Cowboy where are we at now?

Cowboy:
21.7 degrees Celsius.

Ethan:
Make that 71 degrees Fahrenheit. I hate metric. I don't want to talk about it.

Cowboy:
Talk about your love life.

Ethan:
Okay, my love life. I've had my heart broken twice and lately I've been wondering if there is even such a thing as "The One" and that scares me. And that's enough of that. Happy, Cowboy! (gets up). So yeah Steve I'm here to serve your vision. We here at Jpod are a go get and bunch.