Kath & Kim, Series 3

Kath:
What are you reading there, Kim?

Kim:
The Da Vinci Code, I'm reading it to Epponnee as a bedtime story.

Kath:
Oh, yes, I'm reading that, but I'm reading the abridged version. It's called the Eensie-Weensie Da Vinci Code.

Kim:
Mum, why is there barely any water in here?

Kath:
Well it's a drought Kim! Phase 2 at the moment!

Kim:
Oh, just fill it up -- I would!

Kath:
No Kim! The farmers! [quietly] Actually Kim, Kel did fill it up the other day but bozzo next door dobbed us in.

Kim:
So what are we sitting in now?

Kath:
This is grey water, it's washing up water.

Kim:
[takes sponge out of water and throws it on ground] Ewwww! Mum!

Kath:
Well Kim, that's what we're reduced to, thanks to -- [neighbour sticky-beaks] Oh yes! Having a good butcher's, are we? No, don't try and hide! We can see you!

Kim:
We can see you!