Kevin Can Wait, Season 1

Kevin:
For 2 decades, we protected and served. Now we rule these streets.

Jack:
Dad, my seat's wobbly.

Kevin:
Yeah. That's 'cause I added it last night and the light wasn't too good. But (clears throat) Hey, listen, if we get separated, just meet back at the house, all right? You're gonna be good. 3, 2, 1! Go!

[The go karts are racing to the street. They shoot paintballs in dad's hat. The two go karts are racing to the street again.]

Kevin:
Enjoy the bushes, goody.

[The go kart destroys the swimming pool. The go kart drivers shoot paintballs in the plumber's underwear.]

Plumber:
Aah! Come on!

Kevin:
On the right.

[Dad shoots paintballs to Kevin Gable. A man drives the stroller with a baby. The go kart stops.]

Dad:
Lookout!

[A man shoots paintballs in dad's hat.]

Kevin:
Yeah! Woo hoo!

[The go karts won the race.]

Kevin:
Yeah, baby! I win!

[final lines]