Kim Possible, Season 4

Ron:
I'm telling you, Kim. Actuarilly speaking, you should've been toast in tenth grade.

Kim:
Yet, here I am.

Ron:
Oh, would you mind moving over a lane? We're 8 percent less likely to get into a bone-mangling accident.

Kim:
And you are fifty percent more likely not to tick off your girlfriend, if you are hundred percent less annoying.

Ron:
Well, that doesn't make any sense. Where did you get your numbers? [Kim grunts] Look, KP. I just wanna keep you safe. Because if you got hurt... It's too big a loss to compute.

Kim:
[so happy she's close to tears] That's the most weirdly romantic thing you've ever said to me!