King of the Hill, Season 1

Bobby Hill:
Dad, look. Ladybird and Doggie like eachother.

Hank Hill:
Of course they do, Son, they're neighbors. [to Kahn] Y'know, Kahn, I just found a breeding partner for my Ladybird. If you're interested in having a real American dog, I can give-

[cut to Doggie mounting Ladybird]

Hank Hill:
What the hell?! Get him off! Get him off of her! [Hank grabs Kahn's watering hose and sprays Doggie and Ladybird]

Kahn Souphanousinphone:
[laughter] Your Ladybird, she real slut!

Hank Hill:
Ladybird is not a slut! She is in heat. Her hormones have overwhelmed her natural modesty.

[Hank goes to get Ladybird. She stubbornly refuses to move, and Hank struggles to pull her away by the collar]

Hank Hill:
For Pete's sake, would you tie up your dog?!

Kahn Souphanousinphone:
You tie your dog. She seduce my Doggie.

Hank Hill:
That's ridiculous, Ladybird can only love another purebred Georgia Bloodhound.

[tense music plays]

Kahn Souphanousinphone:
You know what I think, Hank Hill? I think you're a narrow-minded redneck!

Hank Hill:
Oh, I get it: Just because I'm from Texas, I gotta be some kind of redneck! Chinese and their stupid stereotypes...

Kahn Souphanousinphone:
Get off my property!