King of the Hill, Season 1

King of the Hill (1997 - 2010) is an Emmy-winning American animated television series created for FOX. Unlike many animated sitcoms of its type that generally tend to feature unusual or impossible events, King of the Hill attempts to retain a realis… more »

[Dale had just destroyed Hank's lawn. Dale passes by Hank's lawn while Peggy is talking to Hank.]

Hank Hill:
[After just noticing Dale] DALE!

[Dale yells and hurries to his van.]

Dale Gribble:
Oh, man!

Hank Hill:
Dale, you went too far this time! Come back here! [Starts chasing Dale] Come here! I'm gonna kick your ass!

Dale Gribble:
No! NO!

Hank Hill:
I'm gonna kick it harder if you don't come over here!

Dale Gribble:
[desperate] You shouldn't have fired me! You know what I'm like! I'm capable of any crazy thing!

Hank Hill:
But my lawn, Dale! You don't mess with a man's LAWN!

Dale Gribble:
I had no choice! I tried planting the ants in your driveway, but they didn't take! They couldn't bite through cement! They're weak, like me! [Wheezes]

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