King of the Hill, Season 12

Lucky:
Uncle Hank, would you check my spelling on my application?

Hank:
Well, sure, Lucky. I, uh... hmm. Here under "employer" you put Costco, you never worked for Costco.

Lucky:
No, but Costco gave me the "slip on pee-pee money" for my settlement.

Hank:
"Pee-pee money" is not an employment history, and look, you left your social security number blank.

Lucky:
Oh, I don't have one of them social cards. Or a driver's license. My dad always said a man's wallet should only hold cash, a razor blade and a lucky poker chip.

Hank:
(sighs) Lucky, is that the sort of father you want to be to your child?

Lucky:
I can see you have a point. Problem is, I have no idea how to get any of these cards and things.

Hank:
Okay, I'll help, but you have to be serious. I am gonna make appointments for you, and you are gonna keep 'em.

Lucky:
Will this involve wearing a watch?

Hank:
Yes, it will.

Lucky:
(sighs heavily) Then so be it.