King of the Hill, Season 5

Hank:
You, you, and you go home now! [drags Wiley] You get the hell out of here. [Wiley blows a puff of smoke at his face, and drops it to the ground.] That does it. I've had about enough of this Christmas crap Bill. [to Bill] Dang it, Bill! Some of us are trying to raise kids in this neighborhood. Good kids. The kind that don't try to kill their parents in their sleep. Kids like Bobby.

Bill:
Wally would never kill me. He told me so! That kind of communication is very important in a father-son style relationship.

Hank:
What? Is that my belt Sander?

Bill:
No. It's mine. Wally bought it and gave it to me as a present.

Hank:
Yeah? Then why does it have the same serial number as my warranty card?

Bobby:
I Did Ten Sit Ups And I Try To Do A Push Up Can I Go Back To Sleep Now

Hank:
You Had A Chance To Sleep Last Night Mister But You Decided To Go Parting Instead Now Get A Rag And Start Washing Windows

Hank:
Wally Was Not Your Family My God I've Thrown Out Propane Tanks It Would Make You Better Son Than Wally