King of the Hill, Season 8

Hank:
[Goes to talk to Boomhauer] Now, Boomhauer, as a man, I'm obligated of salvaging our friendship of over 30 years, by asking you some tough questions. [Boomhauer, after a moment, nods] Do you love Kathryn Hester?

Boomhauer:
Yo, man.

Hank:
And does the thought of Patch marrying her tear you up inside?

Boomhauer:
...Yo, man.

Hank:
And did you hire those women of..."easy virtue" to frame Patch and to break up the wedding?

Boomhauer:
[stares down Hank for a long moment] NO, man.

Hank:
...Oh, Boomhauer, I am so sorry for doubting you. But wait a minute, if you didn't hire them, then...[Gasps] Craig T?! Oh, God, Patch knew all along!

Boomhauer:
Damn straight, man. Now, talkin' 'bout, you know, do-don't get hurt fallin' off that dang ol' high horse, man!

Hank:
Boomhauer, I deserve all that and more, but right now, I need to get to the rehearsal dinner and set things right. I'll give Patch the "happy ending" he deserves, I tell you what!