Charmed, Season 3

Leo:
Honey, we don't need a passport to honeymoon in Paris. With a blink of an orb, we can be sipping champagne at the Champs Elysees.

Piper:
Yes, as romantic as you make that sound, I would rather fly Air France, than Air Leo. Just like every other normal newlywed.

Leo:
Well, great, except that we're not.

Piper:
Well, a passport for you could change all that, if I could just find... voila! Birth certificate. (She holds it up.)

Leo:
Where did you get that?

Piper:
From Dan's old file, the one he put together when he was suspicious of you. You remember him, don't ya?

Leo:
Let's see, perfect hair, cleft chin, tried to steal you away from me? Vaguely, vaguely. This isn't gonna work, I was born in 1924.

Piper:
No, you weren't. Okay, off-white background, black ink... Little trick I learned in high school.

Leo:
You're gonna forge my birth certificate.

Piper:
No. Just going to change one little number. (She white outs the number.) So, 1924 becomes 1974. And just like that, you are fifty years younger. (She writes in the seven.) Wait a minute, that makes you 27. That's younger than me. Maybe I should change another number.

Leo:
Piper, this is completely illegal.

Piper:
Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay? Let's not get technical now.

Prue:
(walks into kitchen) Morning. What's up?

Leo:
Oh, probably 3 to 5 years in jail if we're lucky.