Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Season 8

Nichols:
You actually think Sue's your girlfriend.

Phillip:
She is my girlfriend.

Nichols:
No. She isn't. You're the rent. Uh, little reality check: women actually like sleeping with guys about, oh, thirty years younger. But, deep down, way inside... you know that.

Phillip:
No. That rule don't apply when you're famous.

Nichols:
Famous. Oh. Right. You played the third longest set at Woodstock. Because you wouldn't get off the damn stage. Speckled Stallion always left its audience wanting less!

Phillip:
I have a Grammy.

Nichols:
Milli Vanilli has a Grammy. You're a has-been! Nobody remembers! Nobody cares. Viva Viagra!