Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Season 13

[Cragen is going undercover]

Amaro:
Now, I did a lot of undercover work when I was in Narcotics. I know Fin did, too. The key to undercover work...

Capt. Cragen:
... is to choose an identity as close to your own as possible. I know the drill, detectives.

Amaro:
Right. Sorry, Captain, I just didn't know they had, y'know, tape recorders when you graduated the Academy.

Fin:
At least we didn't have to inflate his bank account because he hasn't spent a dollar of his captain's pay on his wardrobe.

Captain Cragen:
Thank you very much for your help, fellas, but I gotta prepare for my "cyber-date".

Fin:
Knock it out, killa.

Captain Cragen:
I heard that.