Law & Order: UK, Series 1

[Running joke regarding the victim being discovered with his genitals outside of his trousers]

DS Ronnie Brooks:
So is this still an HQ for Toms?

CSI Joy Ackroyd:
Yeah. Might explain why his John Thomas is hanging out. Blowus interruptus, if you ask me.

[later]

DI Natalie Chandler:
So why's he got his ninky nonk out when they find him?

DS Matt Devlin:
[stifling a laugh] You don't really call it a 'ninky nonk'?

DI Natalie Chandler:
Should hear what I call you.

[later]

DS Matt Devlin:
What, you took a lipstick trace off his...

Forensic Medical Examiner Teddy:
Wangdoodle. Oh, yeah.