Letterkenny, Season 8

Daryl:
I was reading about this thing called "Beat Your Dick December".

Dan:
"Beat Your Dick December?" What's the rumpus, Grumpus?

Daryl:
Well, you look at the calendar, and if it's like the first, or second, or third, that's how many times a day you need to mix a batch.

Dan:
So on the twentieths of Decembers, you gots to mix twenty separate batches?

Daryl:
You got it.

Wayne:
So it's thirty days hath September.....June and November...December has 31 - so on the 31st, you have to batch 31 times?

Daryl:
You heard it here first.

Dan:
How's he going to fuck that pigs?

Daryl:
Well, from the 1st to the 5th, you're having a good time. Even up until the tenth. Mmm, by the 12th you're starting to fade and by the 15th you're definitely not full bars.

Dan:
Oh, I don't think I could continue past the 15th.

Daryl:
Yeah, me neither. Wayne?

Wayne:
Yup.

Dan:
You're saying you could batch 15 times on the 15th, despite the fact that you batched 14 times on the day before, 13 times the day before that, and sos on and sos forth?

Wayne:
Yup.

Daryl:
Could you - could you do twenty?

Wayne:
Yup.

Daryl:
Gotta stay hydrated.