Letterkenny, Season 8

[Wayne walks into MoDean's bathroom]

Wayne:
Well, fuckin' Alexander!

Alexander:
This is where the dicks hang out.

Wayne:
Oh, that's right - Gailor told me you were helpin' with cleanup here now, eh?

Alexander:
You shake it more than once, we know what you're doin'.

Wayne:
How long you been at it?

Alexander:
48 fiscal hours.

Wayne:
Boy, that's more than enough time to see a nightmare or two around here, eh?

Alexander:
Sometimes there's shit... on the outside of the torlet.

Wayne:
...Huh?

Alexander:
Sometimes there's shit... on the outside of the torlet.

Wayne:
Huh. Is that right?

Alexander:
You think that's bad, you should see the urinus.

Wayne:
...Uh?

Alexander:
You think that's bad, you should see the urinus.

Wayne:
It get pretty hairy over there, or-

Alexander:
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uninus.

Wayne:
What?

Alexander:
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uninus.

Wayne:
Fuck a duck. Well, how do you think it got there?

Alexander:
Remember how I said sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet?

Wayne:
Yeah?

Alexander:
Well, I bet the shit got on the outside of the urinus the same way the shit got on the outside of the torlet.

Wayne:
Isn't that something.

[McMurray walks into MoDean's bathroom]

McMurray:
This piss now streaming! ...Wayne.

Wayne:
No.

McMurray:
How're-you-now-not-s'bad-good-n'you. Alexander!

Alexander:
Out there, you're Canadian... in here, you're-a-peein.

McMurray:
Oh, shit... looks like someone un-swallowed over there.

Alexander:
You think that's bad? Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet.

McMurray:
Huh?!

Alexander:
You think that's bad, sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet.

McMurray:
Well, I spray the seat from time to time when I got crap on top, but I never miss the bowl entirely. Fuckin' degens, need to mind their scruples.

Alexander:
You think that's bad, you should see the urinus.

McMurray:
Huh?

Alexander:
You think that's bad, you should see the urinus.

McMurray:
Mm. Pretty hairy o'er there?

Alexander:
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uninus.

McMurray:
What?!

Alexander:
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uninus.

McMurray:
Well, how the fuck did shit get there?

Alexander:
Remember how I said sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet?

McMurray:
Feels like you told me that nearly a year ago now.

Wayne:
Yeah, we're kinda burnin' daylight here, eh?

McMurray:
Mhm!

Alexander:
I bet the shit got on the outside of the urinus the same way the shit got on the outside of the torlet.

McMurray:
Oh... well, no offense or nothin', but I think I'd rather just piss outside, Alexander.

Wayne:
I just came in here to wash my hands.

McMurray:
Why'd you wash your hands?

Wayne:
Had a dart?

McMurray:
Mm, well, I'd have a dart.

Wayne:
Maybe I'd have a dart with you and just wash my hands after that dart.

Alexander:
'ey, gents? I know how the shit got on the outside of the torlet and also the urinus... but why would someone take a shit on the outside of the torlet and also the urinus?