Leverage, Season 3

Eliot:
I got your turpentine, got your, uh, walnut oil, by the way, which I purchased from a very stunning vegan chick, so thank you for that, a bucket of soot...it's everywhere.

Hardison:
Ah hah, thanks, E. Way to get your hands dirty.

Eliot:
[picks up a rag and starts to clean his hands] Thank you.

Hardison:
Hey, put that down man, that's my paper.

Eliot:
It's a rag.

Hardison:
No, that's what printers used to make paper back in the 1700's. Use a moist towelette, please and thank you.

Eliot:
What's that smell?

Hardison:
...You don't wanna know how they wet the paper back in the day.

Eliot:
[grabbing lots of moist towelettes] Did you--

Hardison:
Do not ask me, man.

Eliot:
Dammit, Hardison!