Leverage, Season 4

Cha0s:
Wow, you are, like, super old. Maybe later you can tell us about that time you punched Hitler in the face! Parker, still yummy.

Archie Leach:
[shoves the end of his cane under Cha0s' chin] I own two canes. One has a taser capable of releasing ten thousand volts. The other extends a six-inch stiletto blade.

Cha0s:
Which one is [gulps] is this?

Archie Leach:
I can't seem to remember. I am super old.

[Later]

Cha0s:
What is with this 'sir'? Are you picking her up for the prom? 'Cause Parker in a prom dre--AAAAAAH!

Archie:
[who has just zapped Cha0s with his cane] Hmm, I guess it was the taser.

Parker:
I love tasers.